Are you the crush or the crusher?

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If you are the crush you are safe, but if you are the crusher there are many things involved.

It is either you confess your love to them, and you get accepted or rejected.

If you are accepted you are safe, but if you are rejected there are two things involved,

It is either you wait and persevere to get your crush to like you or if you are the type that that doesn’t take rejection lightly, you crawl back into your shell and try to forget about your crush.

If you crawl back to your shell you are safe, but if you wait and persevere there are two things involved.

It is either you persevere and let the dating candidates pass you by, or you suddenly become lucky and your crush finally looks at your side.

If you let other candidates pass you by it is either you are young or old, if you are still young you are safe but if you are getting older there are 2 things involved.

It is either you would wait till Jesus comes back, or you would go and rub juju powder,

If you wait till Jesus comes back there are two things involved

It is either you would reach your menopause, meaning that you won’t be able to conceive then opt for adoption or if you are a man, you would become a father as in (fada) do nothing till Baba God calls you home.

But if you rub juju powder it is either you see your crush eyeball to eyeball, or you see someone else like were (mad) man or woman eyeball to eyeball.

If you see eyeball to eyeball with the were person, there is only one thing involved, the were person would fall for you big time, chase you around till you get knocked down, or you just quietly accept the were person and marry them, save yourself all the stress.

If you see your crush eyeball to eyeball, it is either him or her is so endowed with the Holy Spirit that no weapon fashion against them shall prosper, or they are weak in the spirit that the juju (vodoo) would work on them.

If it works on them you are safe, but if they are very strong in the spirit, it is either you bear whatever consequence placed on the magic,  it could be madness or loss of libido, (just guessing), don’t think too far.

If it works on them and they get married to you, one day the spell cast would stop working, and you would have to face the consequence. The consequence, peradventure, might be a very debilitating illness that can leave you on sick bed or you might be forced to confess because of the demons at work, and from there vomit blood and just DIE DIE DIE.

And that’s the end..

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2 thoughts on “Are you the crush or the crusher?

  1. ROTFL! Hahaha…juju powder, haba! And the whole analysis almost makes me steer clear of crushing on anyone. You know you could borrow Nollywood this script for a movie #JustSaying Humorous as always! Keep ’em coming! 😀

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